Well, You See, This Is What Happened

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, kittens. The time has come, my little friends, to talk of many things. My Christmas Sweater is not done nor will it be done in time for the happy day. I went in like a wrecking ball and all I did was wreck it.

I was distracted by Christmas knitting and Breaking Bad. And restarting SOA. And awesome music. But I know you all have been waiting patiently for pictures so here they are: Christmas knitting in all its glory

Notice the fine craftsmanship? The delicate yet perfectly defined stitching?

Yes, I've certainly outdone myself this year. And that is why there will be no Christmas Sweater for me this year. And probably every other year of my life. UNLESS someone out there gifts me a sweater. (please, no Red Heart)

Countdown to Deadline: 3 crapping Yuletide days and nights

Remaining sweater work: THE SAME AS YESTERDAY!

Terror Alert Level: Santa Suit Red - able to scare small unsuspecting children 

Series to Knit by: Sons of Anarchy (not great for me as I am strangely attracted to Tig)